yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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