508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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