quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So apparently I’m into choking now
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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