i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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