You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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