The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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