Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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