Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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