Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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