She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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