wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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