How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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