But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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