So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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