he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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