How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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