That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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