so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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