I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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