but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
