my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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