i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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