I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
