oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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