Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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