we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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