Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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