"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
