You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We named our party play list daddy issues
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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