I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I forget how to act sober
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
