apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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