so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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