This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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