what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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