I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize