It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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