can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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