WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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