I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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