Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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