My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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