Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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