this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
