On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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