Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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