i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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