Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
