This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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