I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
jump out the window naked night went bad
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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