so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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