I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Houston, we have a blender
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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