Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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