So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
